No-Big-Deal Fire

Norm as he's grilling out [in a nonchalant manner] : Do we still have a spray bottle with water?

Me: yeah

Norm: is it safe to spray on food?

Me: sure- it was a windex bottle but it's had water in it for years

Norm: can you please get it so I can put out this fire?

Me: ....

Disclaimer - we all know Norm is an excellent cook, the fire was a bi-product of the chips put in the grill to smoke the ribs