Usually, I'm the one that makes fun (well, not makes fun, but more like tease) people who do silly things like wear two different earrings not being aware of it (I know two people who have done this, I will keep them anonymous) or have other wardrobe malfunctions such as what I did today.
Yes - I wore one black boot and one brown boot to work today. I had to go in to work for a wedding and when I got to the parking lot and got out of my car I noticed the above. What did I do? I had a good laugh, pointed it out to my co-workers and went on with life as if nothing was weird.
After today, I am able to say: I've worn two different color shoes.