The other day, Benjamin was perusing in the toilet room in our bathroom. Naturally, because it is at eye-level, he came across the trashcan and its contents. In it, he found a good bit of my hair (because the amount of hair that falls from my head is out of control). He pointed at it, and Norm says "that's Mami's hair. Mami throws her hair away".
Then Benji walked off.
I kept doing what I was doing and Norm kept doing what he was doing. Next thing we knew, Benji came back into the bathroom with Nico's hairbrush in his hand. He walked straight to the trashcan, leaned over it and started combing his hair with a downward motion as he said "Pepe throw away hair.... like Mami"
I can't make this stuff up. Child is crazy.