After the traumatizing experience of a cracked screen and a chunk of change later, I have gotten my act together and purchased a cover. After hours of research, I finally figured out that the Otterbox was the one for me. So I sat down, got on Amazon to buy and and guess what: THERE ARE TWO MODELS!
So then my research had to continue. After a few more hours, I purchased the Commuter case and here you have it! My brand new (looking) phone: